USPS to Louie: Swing and a Miss

There was a fifteen minute window this morning when practically the entire faculty of my school was observing a prospective teacher give a sample lesson to the 7th graders. During that miniscule window, USPS decided to try and deliver the final proof copy of my novel. Though it is finished and I am near certain there are no problems, I would like to have the hard copy in my hands prior to approving the novel for sale. Therefore, the novel release will officially be MONDAY, MARCH 15th, as I will get the proof copy tomorrow afternoon and approve then.

I figure that after all of the hours, days, months, and years of work on this thing, my patience can spare an extra day.